Breaking News or Psychic Prediction for EC Employees

August 20, 2014 East Cleveland Ohio – BREAKING News (Or psychic prediction) It is expected that M.I.A. Mayor Gary “Durango” Norton will announce that funds have been placed in the city bank accounts to pay staff this month. Allegedly Norton may get help from some of his political friends such as gubernatorial hopeful Ed FitzGerald who previously gave the city money when needed.

A formal news release is expected to be released which will discuss how EC Police have been writing a record number of citations and how EC Judge William Dawson incarcerates anyone who does not have the fine and court costs no matter what the charge is.

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